Mad #451 (John Ficarra) - Smoking Keanu Reeves Issue - March 2005

I have not seen Constantine starring Keanu Reeves and now, thanks to Desmond Devlin and Hermann Mejia ("Constant-Theme"), I do not need.  It is obvious that this one was so ludicrous that it was easy fodder for the mind of Devlin and the pen of Mejia.  I counted 40 cigarettes associated with the Reeves character who did not stop chain-smoking until he encountered God (aka William M. Gaines) and his "no smoking" sign.  Poor Tilda Swinton was treated poorly in her "brief" appearances.  [JAM 8/10/2014]

Look for Tiger Woods and Dave Berg in "The Mad World of ... Kids vs. Parents" drawn by Marc Hempel.

Color Pages: 48 of 56 pages (86%)
Humorous Content: 48 of 56 pages (86%)

Random Acts of Mindless - The Fundalini Pages  [Celebrity Cause-of-Death Betting Odds - Ashley Simpson]
"Whoa" Be Gone - Constant-theme
I Can't Believe I Ate the Holy Thing! - Other Images of Religious Figures in Food
Real Controller Freak - Glaring Symptoms of Video Game Addiction
A Chair-Raising Experience - The Concussion-ator 3000
The Generation Crap - The Mad World of Kids vs. Parents
The Wizard of Odd - Duke Bissell's Tales of Undisputed Interest
Serge-In General - A Mad Look at Cheating
The Play-by-Play's the Thing - William Shakespeare, Sports Commentator
Courtship of Fools - Dating Tips for the Mentally Unstable
Angster's Paradise - Monroe and ... The Inheritance
Whittle Me This, Batman - What If Christian Bale Took up Wood Carving?  [fake department]
Joke And Dagger - Spy vs. Spy
Disc, Too, Shall Pass - Things We Definitely Won't Miss About Buying CDs
Any Sport in a Storm - A Sneak Peek at the ESPN 3 Programming Lineup
Weapons of Mascot Destruction - Madison Avenue Smackdown!
Letting the Cat out of the Flag - One Fine Morning in Fallujah

Fold-In - Punch