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(Beard and Charles Lilly) Gosudarstvennyi Universalnya Magazin Christmas Gift Catalogue - This Russian gift catalog has many useful items including the Znib egg reeducator, a kerosene-steam iron, the "Quick-As-One-Wink" meat pulverizer, electric tooth broom, whisker trowel, motorized saxophone, tractor that operates on 2200 flashlight batteries, combination harmonica-cigarette lighter and a Bulgarian army knife.  Save your rubles! [JAM 2/13/2010]